What not to say to your teacher?
Posted: December 27th, 2020, 8:32 pm
1. When handing in an assignment (smug voice): "Yes, sir, this is a day late. That is because I have been writing this for my entire life."
2. student: you don't believe me that I have 36 pets?
teacher: Every statement needs a proof.
(next day) student: look this picture of my fish tank, see how many dogs fit in it?