A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies "I don't think I am." POOF! The horse disappears.
This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am.
But to explain the concept aforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
Dry humor
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What's the driest joke you've ever heard? I think it is this:
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LunchBreaker
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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O". The second says "I'll have some H2O too". The bartender understands from the context that the second is saying that he wants water as well and is not asking for hydrogen peroxide, and he hands them each a glass of water.