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At least, I don't think it eats all the USB cables... Where do they go? (Current hypothesis: Computers slurp them up like spaghetti when they're sure you aren't looking.)

I would say pen caps just roll away, but they usually have a clip, so they're not round enough. Suspicious.

I don't think it eats my pens.

So we can assume that the caps and the pens are meeting up somewhere, I guess.

I can't wait to discover the place where the lost things meet. I wonder how many things I have lost without knowing. In all likelihood, I can open up a "Lost Things Shop."

I think earrings hate each other and each one wants to get as far as possible from the one it's paired with.

I have so many single earrings, but I don't have any pairs

My "other shoe" is often missing too. Usually it's under the couch, but deep enough that you need to move the couch to find it.

BTW, if anyone knows where my credit card is, please let me know I think I put it into a jacket pocket once upon a time....