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by shpritz
June 13th, 2022, 5:35 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: If I had a nickel
Replies: 3
Views: 12206

Re: If I had a nickel

If I had a nickel for every idiot who voted for inflation....I'd be rich enough not to worry about it.
by shpritz
May 5th, 2022, 10:32 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: STUPID QUESTIONS
Replies: 5
Views: 13424

Re: STUPID QUESTIONS

My constant question is: Why am I tired?
by shpritz
May 2nd, 2022, 9:23 pm
Forum: Cooking and Recipes
Topic: Cashew chicken
Replies: 2
Views: 12040

Cashew chicken

Just wanted to share my latest delicious and easy recipe. Lay out cutlets on cookie sheet. Salt and smear mayo. Sprinkle cashew flour. Turn over and salt, mayo and cashews on other side. Bake at 450 for 20 minutes So, so good!
by shpritz
May 2nd, 2022, 9:21 pm
Forum: Meta
Topic: This site hasn't been very active for a while.
Replies: 1
Views: 10599

Re: This site hasn't been very active for a while.

Well, I'm rearing to go. Just a suggestion. Can you send out notifications if someone posts something so if I am not logged in, I can still know if someone posted something.
by shpritz
January 4th, 2021, 7:55 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion
Replies: 8
Views: 12211

Re: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion

All I can say is a lot of ummmms
I think I need a bunch of Tums
by shpritz
January 4th, 2021, 7:53 pm
Forum: Opinion
Topic: "Amen and awomen" is a joke.
Replies: 4
Views: 8136

Re: "Amen and awomen" is a joke.

The joke is also not too funny.
by shpritz
January 4th, 2021, 7:53 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Did de Blasio ruin New York City?
Replies: 10
Views: 22235

Re: Did de Blasio ruin New York City?

Well, he danced on stage on Times Square so I guess everything is OK now.
by shpritz
November 17th, 2020, 10:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: If Trump wins, he should resign.
Replies: 5
Views: 7421

Re: If Trump wins, he should resign.

He should just resign now and let Pence be president for a bit.
by shpritz
November 17th, 2020, 10:22 pm
Forum: Reading
Topic: Let's write a story!
Replies: 28
Views: 41273

Re: Let's write a story!

A few hours later.... "Finally", Yaakov leaned back in the luxurious leather seat. "I can't believe we are on the way." Dina smiled softly and closed her eyes. The kids were busy checking out the games on the screens so she had a little time. She tried not to think about all the ...
by shpritz
November 4th, 2020, 9:29 pm
Forum: Reading
Topic: Let's write a story!
Replies: 28
Views: 41273

Re: Let's write a story!

The radio crackled...A construction hat lay hidden by a bush and a pair of dark eyes peered through the light in the window. I think they noticed something. Onto stage 2....
by shpritz
November 4th, 2020, 9:13 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: If Trump wins, he should resign.
Replies: 5
Views: 7421

Re: If Trump wins, he should resign.

Well, it doesn't look like he's winning....the question is if he'll resign anyways.
by shpritz
October 29th, 2020, 11:54 pm
Forum: Reading
Topic: Let's write a story!
Replies: 28
Views: 41273

Re: Let's write a story!

He moved aside a trash can that was full of construction debris and the construction crew's lunch leftovers when he saw it. It was a flash of gray and as swift as the wind, but there was no mistaking it.EEK!.....
by shpritz
October 29th, 2020, 11:52 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: I started a new party planning business today
Replies: 3
Views: 6838

Re: I started a new party planning business today

I can schedule a birthday party for my computer? Maybe a new background for a birthday present?
by shpritz
October 29th, 2020, 12:11 am
Forum: Chinuch
Topic: Children's media in which children keep secrets from adults
Replies: 4
Views: 7801

Re: Children's media in which children keep secrets from adults

If it's a fun secret (not dangerous) I have no problem with it - such as a Wizard of Oz fantasy or the like. The problem is if it is a dangerous situation kept secret.
by shpritz
October 25th, 2020, 8:26 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: What do you eat if you have anosmia?
Replies: 11
Views: 11503

Re: What do you eat if you have anosmia?

I sympathize!
by shpritz
October 25th, 2020, 8:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: If they want people to get tested for the coronavirus
Replies: 3
Views: 6331

Re: If they want people to get tested for the coronavirus

They just want people to "do the right thing" for that sake alone! In any case, if someone has Covid, they are grounded for 2 weeks.
by shpritz
October 24th, 2020, 11:45 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: What do you eat if you have anosmia?
Replies: 11
Views: 11503

Re: What do you eat if you have anosmia?

How was Havdala this week? Did you smell the besamim?
by shpritz
October 24th, 2020, 11:45 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Is college really necessary?
Replies: 2
Views: 6038

Re: Is college really necessary?

In a perfect world, people would be hired by skills, knowledge and competence alone. Unfortunately, in this world, you need a college degree for a decent job...:(
by shpritz
October 21st, 2020, 12:23 am
Forum: Humor
Topic: What the washing machine doesn't eat
Replies: 8
Views: 8509

Re: What the washing machine doesn't eat

BTW, if anyone knows where my credit card is, please let me know I think I put it into a jacket pocket once upon a time....
by shpritz
October 20th, 2020, 12:03 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: איבערן קעניגרייך / Iberin Keinigreich
Replies: 10
Views: 10993

Re: איבערן קעניגרייך / Iberin Keinigreich

It wasn't their best performance but good kosher entertainment. Same basic storyline...