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by Arc
December 27th, 2020, 8:32 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: What not to say to your teacher?
Replies: 1
Views: 10889

What not to say to your teacher?

1. When handing in an assignment (smug voice): "Yes, sir, this is a day late. That is because I have been writing this for my entire life."
by Arc
December 23rd, 2020, 4:39 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion
Replies: 8
Views: 12201

Re: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion

The enzyme known as pepsin
Is needed for protein digestion.
by Arc
December 17th, 2020, 7:05 pm
Forum: Reading
Topic: Let's write a story!
Replies: 28
Views: 41231

Re: Let's write a story!

The reason, of course, was for security. For a secret corporation like Kron-O, security was of the utmost importance. In fact, the vast majority of Kron-O employees did not even know that they were working for Kron-O. Of those who knew, few of them even knew what Kron-O did. All information was on a...
by Arc
December 16th, 2020, 9:30 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion
Replies: 8
Views: 12201

Re: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion

Proteases, proteins. Lipases, lipids. Lactase, lactose.
The names of enzymes and what they break down form pairs like those.
by Arc
December 16th, 2020, 9:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Random thoughts
Replies: 2
Views: 7132

Re: Random thoughts

Do you really want to question snowman logic? They wear their buttons attached to their bodies.
by Arc
December 16th, 2020, 8:45 pm
Forum: Reading
Topic: Let's write a story!
Replies: 28
Views: 41231

Re: Let's write a story!

Nobody except the people at Kron-O. And some hold-outs who refused to purchase Kron-O's product. ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ Back on his mission, Pinchas thought to himself that though it was necessary for him at the moment, perhaps time shouldn't be a secret product sold to government agencies and ...
by Arc
December 16th, 2020, 7:40 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Random thoughts
Replies: 2
Views: 7132

Random thoughts

A snowman's mask won't cover his nose.
by Arc
December 16th, 2020, 6:37 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion
Replies: 8
Views: 12201

Re: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion

Be sure to know the difference between the prebiotic oligosaccharide inulin
And the blood-glucose regulating peptide hormone insulin.
by Arc
December 16th, 2020, 6:26 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion
Replies: 8
Views: 12201

Re: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion

The 5 Fs for gallstone risks are Female, over Forty, Fertile, Fair and Fat
Though there is reason to object to that.
by Arc
December 16th, 2020, 6:13 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion
Replies: 8
Views: 12201

Re: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion

If gastric acids backflow and take a wrong turn
They go up the esophagus, causing heartburn
by Arc
December 16th, 2020, 6:08 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion
Replies: 8
Views: 12201

Re: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion

The process of digestion begins in the mouth
Where amylase breaks starches down before they move south
by Arc
December 16th, 2020, 6:01 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion
Replies: 8
Views: 12201

Rhyme about nutrition and digestion

Carbs and protein have 4 kcal per gram; lipids have 9
Alcohol's no nutrient, but adds 7 per gram to your wine
by Arc
December 16th, 2020, 3:33 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: How practical is it to have an "ice skating rink" in a home?
Replies: 5
Views: 15979

How practical is it to have an "ice skating rink" in a home?

They sell a simulated ice skating surface. Can it be used as a floor for walking as well?
by Arc
December 2nd, 2020, 9:17 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Fish are not pets.
Replies: 0
Views: 8676

Fish are not pets.

Yes, fish are animals. But when you own one, you don't interact with it in any meaningful way. So they are not really pets.
by Arc
November 20th, 2020, 8:19 pm
Forum: Reading
Topic: Let's write a story!
Replies: 28
Views: 41231

Re: Let's write a story!

Alas, her dreams were not so sweet. She dreamed of the last time she'd seen Pinny. They were sitting in a restaurant on the moon (though in real life they'd been in Brooklyn), and Dina was describing the new house in North Dakota. They smiled. But then, Pinny said something that changed the tone of ...
by Arc
November 15th, 2020, 8:08 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The end of Zoom meetings is always so awkward.
Replies: 2
Views: 11637

The end of Zoom meetings is always so awkward.

How am I supposed to know when to leave? Everyone always says goodbye and then stays on and then says goodbye and good day again.
by Arc
November 2nd, 2020, 5:50 pm
Forum: Reading
Topic: Let's write a story!
Replies: 28
Views: 41231

Re: Let's write a story!

Dina shook her head. "What drums?" she asked. "How could he have brought a drum set here?" Yaakov pointed at the drums. "I don't know how he took it off the moving van," he admitted. "But I'm sure it was him. Though he did disappear immediately, so I understand how...
by Arc
October 29th, 2020, 6:09 pm
Forum: Reading
Topic: Let's write a story!
Replies: 28
Views: 41231

Let's write a story!

Yaakov paced around the empty room, his mind rushing with thoughts that came and went too fast for him to grasp. It was bad enough when the movers canceled last minute, his furniture and boxes already in their van. Finding the construction crew still camping out in the basement was the straw that br...
by Arc
October 29th, 2020, 6:01 pm
Forum: Humor
Topic: I started a new party planning business today
Replies: 3
Views: 6833

I started a new party planning business today

Unfortunately, due to the pandemic, we will not be able to operate. However, I will still be charging because I need to cover my expenses. Anyone want to purchase a non-event?