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- December 27th, 2020, 8:32 pm
- Forum: Humor
- Topic: What not to say to your teacher?
- Replies: 1
- Views: 10889
What not to say to your teacher?
1. When handing in an assignment (smug voice): "Yes, sir, this is a day late. That is because I have been writing this for my entire life."
- December 23rd, 2020, 4:39 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion
- Replies: 8
- Views: 12201
Re: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion
The enzyme known as pepsin
Is needed for protein digestion.
Is needed for protein digestion.
- December 17th, 2020, 7:05 pm
- Forum: Reading
- Topic: Let's write a story!
- Replies: 28
- Views: 41231
Re: Let's write a story!
The reason, of course, was for security. For a secret corporation like Kron-O, security was of the utmost importance. In fact, the vast majority of Kron-O employees did not even know that they were working for Kron-O. Of those who knew, few of them even knew what Kron-O did. All information was on a...
- December 16th, 2020, 9:30 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion
- Replies: 8
- Views: 12201
Re: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion
Proteases, proteins. Lipases, lipids. Lactase, lactose.
The names of enzymes and what they break down form pairs like those.
The names of enzymes and what they break down form pairs like those.
- December 16th, 2020, 9:25 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Random thoughts
- Replies: 2
- Views: 7132
Re: Random thoughts
Do you really want to question snowman logic? They wear their buttons attached to their bodies.
- December 16th, 2020, 8:45 pm
- Forum: Reading
- Topic: Let's write a story!
- Replies: 28
- Views: 41231
Re: Let's write a story!
Nobody except the people at Kron-O. And some hold-outs who refused to purchase Kron-O's product. ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ Back on his mission, Pinchas thought to himself that though it was necessary for him at the moment, perhaps time shouldn't be a secret product sold to government agencies and ...
- December 16th, 2020, 7:40 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Random thoughts
- Replies: 2
- Views: 7132
Random thoughts
A snowman's mask won't cover his nose.
- December 16th, 2020, 6:37 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion
- Replies: 8
- Views: 12201
Re: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion
Be sure to know the difference between the prebiotic oligosaccharide inulin
And the blood-glucose regulating peptide hormone insulin.
And the blood-glucose regulating peptide hormone insulin.
- December 16th, 2020, 6:26 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion
- Replies: 8
- Views: 12201
Re: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion
The 5 Fs for gallstone risks are Female, over Forty, Fertile, Fair and Fat
Though there is reason to object to that.
Though there is reason to object to that.
- December 16th, 2020, 6:13 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion
- Replies: 8
- Views: 12201
Re: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion
If gastric acids backflow and take a wrong turn
They go up the esophagus, causing heartburn
They go up the esophagus, causing heartburn
- December 16th, 2020, 6:08 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion
- Replies: 8
- Views: 12201
Re: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion
The process of digestion begins in the mouth
Where amylase breaks starches down before they move south
Where amylase breaks starches down before they move south
- December 16th, 2020, 6:01 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Rhyme about nutrition and digestion
- Replies: 8
- Views: 12201
Rhyme about nutrition and digestion
Carbs and protein have 4 kcal per gram; lipids have 9
Alcohol's no nutrient, but adds 7 per gram to your wine
Alcohol's no nutrient, but adds 7 per gram to your wine
- December 16th, 2020, 3:33 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: How practical is it to have an "ice skating rink" in a home?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 15979
How practical is it to have an "ice skating rink" in a home?
They sell a simulated ice skating surface. Can it be used as a floor for walking as well?
- December 16th, 2020, 3:31 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Does it feel "fraudulent" or "comic" to use the title "Dr." (with a doctorate)?
- Replies: 2
- Views: 6949
Re: Does it feel "fraudulent" or "comic" to use the title "Dr." (with a doctorate)?
Isn't that what a Dr. is?
- December 2nd, 2020, 9:17 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Fish are not pets.
- Replies: 0
- Views: 8676
Fish are not pets.
Yes, fish are animals. But when you own one, you don't interact with it in any meaningful way. So they are not really pets.
- November 20th, 2020, 8:19 pm
- Forum: Reading
- Topic: Let's write a story!
- Replies: 28
- Views: 41231
Re: Let's write a story!
Alas, her dreams were not so sweet. She dreamed of the last time she'd seen Pinny. They were sitting in a restaurant on the moon (though in real life they'd been in Brooklyn), and Dina was describing the new house in North Dakota. They smiled. But then, Pinny said something that changed the tone of ...
- November 15th, 2020, 8:08 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: The end of Zoom meetings is always so awkward.
- Replies: 2
- Views: 11637
The end of Zoom meetings is always so awkward.
How am I supposed to know when to leave? Everyone always says goodbye and then stays on and then says goodbye and good day again.
- November 2nd, 2020, 5:50 pm
- Forum: Reading
- Topic: Let's write a story!
- Replies: 28
- Views: 41231
Re: Let's write a story!
Dina shook her head. "What drums?" she asked. "How could he have brought a drum set here?" Yaakov pointed at the drums. "I don't know how he took it off the moving van," he admitted. "But I'm sure it was him. Though he did disappear immediately, so I understand how...
- October 29th, 2020, 6:09 pm
- Forum: Reading
- Topic: Let's write a story!
- Replies: 28
- Views: 41231
Let's write a story!
Yaakov paced around the empty room, his mind rushing with thoughts that came and went too fast for him to grasp. It was bad enough when the movers canceled last minute, his furniture and boxes already in their van. Finding the construction crew still camping out in the basement was the straw that br...
- October 29th, 2020, 6:01 pm
- Forum: Humor
- Topic: I started a new party planning business today
- Replies: 3
- Views: 6833
I started a new party planning business today
Unfortunately, due to the pandemic, we will not be able to operate. However, I will still be charging because I need to cover my expenses. Anyone want to purchase a non-event?