Bad jokes

Cranberry · Post by **Cranberry** » July 12th, 2020, 4:23 pm

My wife: I went to buy cheese to make pizza today, but they were out of shredded cheese, so I bought a block.
Me: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
My wife: Well, it isn't grate.

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LunchBreaker · Post by **LunchBreaker** » July 28th, 2020, 11:47 am

In the 9 Days, we have more reason for social distancing.

virtuosointraining · Post by **virtuosointraining** » July 29th, 2020, 4:15 pm

That's kind of funny

Cranberry · Post by **Cranberry** » September 10th, 2020, 12:12 am

You will tell me whether my powers of invisibility are still working. Do I make myself clear?

Arc · Post by **Arc** » September 16th, 2020, 3:45 pm

Zoom classes have revealed a truth that some of us already suspected: like work meetings, most class sessions should have been an email all along.

Yankel The Goat · September 22nd, 2020, 7:55 pm

I'm not clumsy ,only the floor hates me, the chairs are bullies ,and the wall just gets in my way

Arc · Post by **Arc** » October 1st, 2020, 2:48 pm

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the sign said deer crossing.

Cranberry · Post by **Cranberry** » December 20th, 2020, 5:55 pm

I never lose my keys because I keep them attached to the top of my keyboard where they belong!

blank · Post by **blank** » May 5th, 2022, 6:15 pm

I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger. then it hit me.

blank · Post by **blank** » May 5th, 2022, 6:16 pm

The speed of light travels faster than the speed of sound. That's why some people seem bright until you hear them.

Yankel The Goat · September 27th, 2022, 11:43 pm

What do you call a person who doesn't have a car, but needs a way home?
A taxi:)