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Bad jokes
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by
Cranberry »
July 12th, 2020, 4:23 pm
My wife: I went to buy cheese to make pizza today, but they were out of shredded cheese, so I bought a block.
Me: Is that a good thing or a bad...
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Last post by Yankel The Goat
September 27th, 2022, 11:43 pm
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Last post by shpritz
June 13th, 2022, 5:35 pm
STUPID QUESTIONS
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by
blank »
October 14th, 2020, 12:55 am
Some people just ask stupid questions. For example, Why is a driveway were you park and a parkway were you drive? If people wouldn't question the...
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Last post by shpritz
May 5th, 2022, 10:32 pm
What not to say to your teacher?
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Arc »
December 27th, 2020, 8:32 pm
1. When handing in an assignment (smug voice): Yes, sir, this is a day late. That is because I have been writing this for my entire life.
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Last post by blank
May 5th, 2022, 6:12 pm
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Last post by LunchBreaker
January 5th, 2021, 10:47 am
Pointless semantics
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by
Cranberry »
September 14th, 2020, 12:32 am
Here are two classic questions to start with:
Is a stack of three bread slices a bread sandwich?
Is Rhode Island a state in Rhode Island (because...
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Last post by virtuosointraining
November 3rd, 2020, 4:13 pm
I started a new party planning business today
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Arc »
October 29th, 2020, 6:01 pm
Unfortunately, due to the pandemic, we will not be able to operate. However, I will still be charging because I need to cover my expenses. Anyone...
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Last post by LunchBreaker
November 2nd, 2020, 10:49 am
What the washing machine doesn't eat
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by
Cranberry »
September 16th, 2020, 12:11 am
At least, I don't think it eats all the USB cables... Where do they go? (Current hypothesis: Computers slurp them up like spaghetti when they're sure...
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Last post by shpritz
October 21st, 2020, 12:23 am
Things we can all agree on
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by
Cranberry »
September 30th, 2020, 1:44 pm
Some people insist that tomatoes should be refrigerated, while others insist that they should be kept at room temperature. However, both would agree...
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Last post by LunchBreaker
October 19th, 2020, 1:54 pm
Taking songs literally
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LunchBreaker »
September 8th, 2020, 12:16 pm
There is, of course, nothing wrong with a little poetic license. But some songs have strange meanings when taken literally. Example:
Western Wall on...
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Last post by blank
October 14th, 2020, 12:44 am
Obscure insults
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Arc »
September 23rd, 2020, 7:05 pm
It isn't ever right to insult people, but there are some insults you can't use because they won't even work. For example:
I'm not saying you're...
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Last post by Arc
September 23rd, 2020, 7:05 pm
Jokes
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virtuosointraining »
June 28th, 2020, 2:58 am
Let's start a collection of jokes that are funnier than those on laffy-taffy wrappers.
Here's one to start us off:
A guy gets thrown into prison, and...
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Last post by shpritz
September 23rd, 2020, 1:33 am
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Last post by virtuosointraining
September 7th, 2020, 12:01 am
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Last post by virtuosointraining
September 7th, 2020, 12:00 am
Dry humor
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Arc »
July 17th, 2020, 5:26 pm
What's the driest joke you've ever heard? I think it is this:
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic...
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Last post by LunchBreaker
July 23rd, 2020, 9:57 am
Political meme
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by Cranberry » June 24th, 2020, 8:01 pm
Both sides are like this:
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Last post by gamanit
June 25th, 2020, 2:06 pm
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