What the washing machine doesn't eat

[Cranberry]

At least, I don't think it eats all the USB cables... Where do they go? (Current hypothesis: Computers slurp them up like spaghetti when they're sure you aren't looking.)

[Arc]

I would say pen caps just roll away, but they usually have a clip, so they're not round enough. Suspicious.

[ChiefExecutive]

I don't think it eats my pens.

[Cranberry]

So we can assume that the caps and the pens are meeting up somewhere, I guess.

[virtuosointraining]

I can't wait to discover the place where the lost things meet. I wonder how many things I have lost without knowing. In all likelihood, I can open up a "Lost Things Shop."

[Arc]

I think earrings hate each other and each one wants to get as far as possible from the one it's paired with.

[Yankel The Goat]

I have so many single earrings, but I don't have any pairs

[virtuosointraining]

My "other shoe" is often missing too. Usually it's under the couch, but deep enough that you need to move the couch to find it.

[shpritz]

BTW, if anyone knows where my credit card is, please let me know I think I put it into a jacket pocket once upon a time....